Spice it up

Or not...

Last night while sitting on the sofa watching Celebrity Come Dine with Me, I had the "urge" (nothing to do with the celebrities, I might add!). I thought that this would be a good thing: no pressure, heat of the moment, basically all the things colouring rarely is anymore.

So, thinking my red blooded male husband would unquestioning oblige, I pulled him towards me and started getting undressed. You know what the response was....

"I haven't showered!"

WTF?!

I can't even get my own husband turned on anymore. How depressing. Needless to say, his major lack of interest completely put me off. I'm hoping the fact that I've booked a session with him this evening (the every other day strategy) means I might actually get some action.