The Best Laid Plans

So, I'm relaxed, have 4 days off work, time in the country, my cycle is perfectly timed and..... no ruddy ovulation!  Would you believe it?  It's now Monday night, hubby and I have been like rampant teenagers all weekend, making silly excuses to stay behind in the house and "catch up" with everyone just so we could grab a quickie, but it's now Day 18 and still nothing.

IS SOMEONE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

Despite the obvious, I am still trying to stay positive.  We have had LOTS of sex, so if something is going on in there my little ovum would be hard pushed to avoid hubby's little swimmers.  This week is a three day week and I will just try and avoid stress as much as I can in the hope that Mother Nature might actually help me out.

Easter weekend was great though.  We went on some lovely walks, talked about holidays and jobs and houses and what we want to do over the next few years.  We ate like Kings and I'm now supporting a belly which at least makes me LOOK pregnant!  Our son got the most ridiculous amount of chocolate for anyone, let alone a two year old.  It will last him until October and then he'll be addicted to chocolate!  Only one thing for it.. I must help him out (she says munching her way through a whole smarties egg).

So as the long weekend draws to a close and I sit watching Chef Raymond Blanc whisking eggs I can't help feel a sense of irony somewhere....